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The Story of Steve
During his tour of duty in the USAF, Captain Luminati saw such scenic sites as Biloxi, Mississipi and the Pentagon in Washington DC. While in the five-sided nerve center of shiny, red, and deliciously-pressable buttons, Steve served as Webmaster for the Undersecretary of Defense (A&T) until 1997. In a fit of benevolent charity, he permitted Tanya to address his with the congenial form of his Internet title, "Master." (She's been kicking his a** ever since.) After serving as a hired Internet gun for Trusted Information Systems and the American Red Cross, he now stacks marbles in a corner at a small-tech company in Alexandria, Virginia. HEIGHT: 6' 0" 
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Despite a bunch of doctors camping the spawn point, Steve Luminati was born in New Jersey in February, 1971. The reports of angels weeping and seals of the apocalypse cracking open are grossly exaggerated. He later moved with the rest of his clan (now ranked #3 on the Deranged Family Ladder) to Ridgefield, CT. Ridgefield CT is a beautifully-wooded, idyllic New England town, with just the right mixture of folksy yuppiness.
He accepted an Air Force ROTC scholarship and attended Lafayette College in Easton Pennsylvania. While avoiding getting thrown out of Air Force Detachment 715 at Lehigh University, he reveled in the performing arts to be found at Lafayette, in addition to radio DJ work. He joined a social living group called Kirby House, and was one of several founding members of that organization's "Hangover Hall". When not selflessly contributing to the morale of others, Steve found time to complete his BS in Computer Science.